Category Archives: Disease
TSA-holes: Man with Tourettes Banned From Flight After Saying ‘Bomb’
Tourette Syndrome is the embarrassing and occasionally hilarious disorder where a person cannot physically control what they say for what usually lasts a few seconds. Most compare the syndrome to a sneeze in that it’s uncontrollable and sudden, but Reagan National Airport compares it to Al’Quaeda, because it’s easier than tolerance.
25-Year-Old Looses Teeth to Soda Addiction, Gets Dentures
Put down your sodas unless you are prepared to do a cliche 80′s spit take with it. This guy’s rotting teeth are going to make you as sick as they made him when they poisoned his blood.
MSN reports that Kennewell was warned about his dental health but couldn’t seem to stop his rigorous consumption of soda products.
Japanese Politician Tells The Elderly to “Hurry Up and Die”
We usually see political scandals and faux-pas restricted to the U.S., France and Italy, but this Japanese finance minister is making a name for himself. His request for senior citizens to ‘hurry up and die’ put him among the best of the worst.
At a government panel to discuss social security reforms, the former prime minister called the elderly who are unable to feed themselves “tube people,” then proceeded to say the elderly should be allowed to “hurry up and die” to reduce the burden on a country tasked to pay for their medical expenses.
Woman Gets to Hold Her Own Heart After Transplant
According to her friend’s profile, Penny wanted to take her own heart home with her, but doctors wouldn’t allow it.
Surgeon Leaves 16 Items in Body After Operation
Accidents happen in all jobs, even those of the medical industry, but these 16 slip ups were no accident, just pure stupidity.
According to Ninesmsn, Dirk Schroeder had an operation for prostate cancer in 2009. The operation went fine except for the fact that one of the surgeons left 16 items, including a needle, a six inch role of bandage, swabs, and a piece of a surgical mask, inside of his body.
