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North Korea Says They Have Found Unicorns
North Korea has been out shined by the middle east for a while now, but they never fail to come up with a story to cling to the mere bleep they have on the world’s radar. This time, ladies and gentlemen, it’s a unicorn discovery.
The Vampire Problem: Blood Suckers Causing Fear in East Europe
A vampire legend is becoming more of a reality so say the citizens of this serbian village.
A local council warned villagers to put garlic in their pockets and place wooden crosses in their rooms to ward off vampires, although it appeared designed more to attract visitors to the impoverished region bordering Bosnia.
Florida Fail: Florida Governor Gives Phone Sex Hotline Instead of Meningitis Hotline
Are you looking for more info on meningitis? Well make sure you dial 1-800-meningitis, not 1-800-men-inginas.
Scott was providing an update on the outbreak at a cabinet meeting on Tuesday when he announced what he said was the hotline’s toll-free phone line, but gave out the wrong number.
17 Partiers Beheaded For Singing & Dancing
This community doesn’t joke about peaks in happiness and entertainment and these people are losing their heads over it.
Taliban fighters beheaded 17 villagers, including two women, for attending a party where there was music and dancing, Afghan officials reported today.
Homeless Man Wins Right To Keep 70k He Found
A homeless man found at least $70,000 dollars in money and jewels on the banks of the Colorado River and just earned the right to keep it all to himself.
“It is a great day for Bastrop; it is a great day for Mr. Yost,” the man’s attorney, Aleta Peacock, said Tuesday after the council unanimously agreed he can keep the loot, the Austin American-Statesman reported.
