Category Archives: WTF
[Photos] Man Accuses Company of Sending Him “Threatening Dildo”
Sparks, Oklahoma resident, Ralph Polnicky, was a customer of the Tractor Supply Company and was dissatisfied with the time he had to wait to receive a bungee cord he ordered. A confrontation with the store managers lead them to ban him from the store, but was this incident bad enough that the company would send this customer a “threatening” dildo?
Could Your Gerbil Win “America’s Top Gerbil”?
Vanity competitions have been popular in the United States for decades. They started with pageants and runways and now theses competitions even have a huge share of television’s market with “America’s Next Top Model,” “Project Runway,” “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and ”Toddlers in Tiara’s”. A new competition has emerged that is not for you, your drag queen friends or for your 5-year-old troll with fake teeth, but for gerbils.
[Your Team: Netherlands] Dutch Designer Makes Launches ‘My Knitted Boyfriend’
Dutch designer and world’s least effective feminist, Noortje de Keijzer, has designed and launched a solution for women who are looking for a little more personal comfort when falling sleep and a lot more disoriented fear when waking up.
Masturbate-a-thon is Set to Last All May
Happy National Masturbation Month! Don’t know what National Masturbation Month is? It’s the month where men, guys and boys alike come together to.. well.. cum. Philadelphia has launched their first annual Masturbate-a-Thon to celebrate may being the month of self-satisfaction.
eBay Pulls Nike’s ‘Boston Massacre’ T-Shirt Selling for $150,000
Most people leave a grace period of at least a few weeks before even sharing bitchy remarks regarding tragedies like the Boston Bombings; Nike on the other hand, is quicker to capitalize on people’s emotions than Paul McCartney during 9/11 (or at any other given point in time).
