Tag Archives: Airport Security
Finally, what Tea Party protesters and Republicans abroad have been highly awaiting: freedom. No longer will our people have to bear the shame of bare feet, dirty socks or embarrassing foot odor as we have been relinquished from our bounds of the government. We’re of course talking about the TSA’s strict shoe-less rules now not applying for “low risk” passengers.
The program works this way: Participating travelers will walk through a dedicated lane at airport security checkpoints. They will provide the TSA officer with a specially marked boarding pass. A machine will read the barcode, and travelers deemed “low-risk,” will likely be allowed to keep on belts, shoes and jackets and leave laptops and liquids in bags when being screened.
In Denver, the TSA has hit a new low as being able to feel up the women (and possible impregnate them) isn’t enough for these airport workers. The war against terrorism rages on as this pregnant woman paid the price of “safety”.
New Federal intelligence shows that terrorist may be using bombs surgically implanted into breasts of suicide bombers, which means either terrorists are insane and all men, or there’s a huge conspiracy of nerdy TSA who can’t cop a feel otherwise.
This Nigerian man managed to get past airport security and board multiple flights completely free, under multiple fake tickets and passes. Airport workers being paid minimum wage either didn’t care enough to fight it, or was afraid he had an explosive underneath his groin.