Tag Archives: Airport Security
Man Strips Naked To Protest TSA
No one has seemed to be able to pull of a Rosa Parks since the incident, but this man came close with his act of protest and victimization of an entire airport.
According to the man, agents with the Transportation Security Administration were harassing him as he readied to board a flight. While the TSA officers’ exact actions are likely to not be debated until Brennan’s day in court, the way in which the would-be flier protested their behavior is something more suitable for a bathhouse than a busy airport.
Unhappy with how the TSA was conducting their screening, Brennan stripped naked at the security checkpoint in plain view of the airport’s other patrons. According to police that spoke with CNN, Brennan was asked “numerous times” to put on his pants, but the naked man had already made up his mind.
TSA-holes: Some Passengers Can Keep Their Shoes On
Finally, what Tea Party protesters and Republicans abroad have been highly awaiting: freedom. No longer will our people have to bear the shame of bare feet, dirty socks or embarrassing foot odor as we have been relinquished from our bounds of the government. We’re of course talking about the TSA’s strict shoe-less rules now not applying for “low risk” passengers.
The program works this way: Participating travelers will walk through a dedicated lane at airport security checkpoints. They will provide the TSA officer with a specially marked boarding pass. A machine will read the barcode, and travelers deemed “low-risk,” will likely be allowed to keep on belts, shoes and jackets and leave laptops and liquids in bags when being screened.
TSA Takes Pregnant Woman’s Insulin
In Denver, the TSA has hit a new low as being able to feel up the women (and possible impregnate them) isn’t enough for these airport workers. The war against terrorism rages on as this pregnant woman paid the price of “safety”.
Boobie Bombs!! Warnings of Explosives Kept in Implants
New Federal intelligence shows that terrorist may be using bombs surgically implanted into breasts of suicide bombers, which means either terrorists are insane and all men, or there’s a huge conspiracy of nerdy TSA who can’t cop a feel otherwise.
Nigerian Sneaks On Flights Across Country
This Nigerian man managed to get past airport security and board multiple flights completely free, under multiple fake tickets and passes. Airport workers being paid minimum wage either didn’t care enough to fight it, or was afraid he had an explosive underneath his groin.
