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“Terminal” in Real Life: Man Gets Stuck in Airport for Months

"Terminal" in Real Life: Man Gets Stuck in Airport for Months

This poor unfortunate traveler was trying to “resolve a dispute” with family members in South America, but his poor planning had him stranded in an airport for two months.

after failing to work out the issue, he returned to the terminal and has spent the last eight weeks – including over Christmas and New Year

TSA-holes: TSA Agents Make Terminal Leukemia Patient Remove Bandages

TSA-holes: TSA Agents Make Terminal Leukemia Patient Remove Bandages

We’ve seen people of all shapes, colors and sizes commit acts of terror (mostly big and dark brown or small and pasty white), but we’ve yet to see how the terminally ill are plotting against our national security.

Dunaj tells reporters that officers with the TSA told her she couldn’t have a private pat-down and instead made her remove her bandages and even ruined a bag of saline solution she was carrying with her, all within plain sight of every other traveler passing through the security station.

TSA-holes: TSA Agent Admits How Easy It Was to Steal $800k Worth of Electronics

TSA-holes: TSA Agent Admits How Easy It Was to Steal $800k Worth of Electronics

If the border-line sexual searches weren’t enough to turn the public against the TSA, this man’s big mouth will probably seal the deal. He goes into detail about how easy it was to steal cameras, Wii’s and more from paying customers. He says “stealing from passengers’ luggage says the practice is ‘commonplace.’”

“It was so easy. One day I walked out of there with the video game, the Nintendo Wii. I walked right out of the checkpoint with the Nintendo Wii in my hand,” he said.

TSA agents on the take justify their actions, he explained [by] [saying]

Man Arrested For Swallowing $80,000 of Cash

Man Arrested For Swallowing $80,000 of Cash

These men were busted on separate days at a Colombian airport after eating the most expensive meals they will ever ingest.

The first man, a Colombian citizen, seemed nervous, authorities said, and admitted to swallowing the money, which was wrapped in latex in 1-inch bundles.

He was taken to a clinic and given laxatives that helped him pass the packets, which numbered about 40.

TSA-holes: JFK Workers Busted With 100,000 Mini Liquor Bottles

TSA-holes: JFK Workers Busted With 100,000 Mini Liquor Bottles

Work can become unbearable and sometimes you just have to find something worth going for, be it friends, sexy workers or all the alcohol you can drink.

More than 100,000 of the tiny tipples — along with other duty-free swag such as perfume and cigarettes — were stolen by the team, Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said.

Brown charged the booze hounds with larceny and possession of stolen property after a five-month sting dubbed Operation Last Call.