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Denny’s Opens Up Wedding Chapel

You can now make worse choices than fattening foods at this Denny’s, because marriage is the next big investment for this company.

Denny’s will unveil its third Las Vegas location, but unlike the first two, it will boast a wedding chapel. The diner’s decorations will celebrate Las Vegas’ extravagance. The chapel is Denny’s crème de la crème in Vegas-themed merriment.

Hello, I’m Johnny Make-Bad-Decisions

Face piercings

What’s sexier for you ladies than seeing a man behind bars? Well good news! Now you can see him behind bars without all that expensive bail! It’s all the fun of spousal abuse and poor education, with none of the fear of anal rape.

High-five for any reader who meets this guy and getting your zipper “caught” in his eye. Come on ladies, just get him to go down on you: it’ll be hilarious!