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Father & Son Bring AK-47 to Restaurant That Gave Them The Wrong Order

Pirtle’s Chicken is a steady business in Memphis, Tennessee who was rocked by the odd behaviors of a a father-son duo, Antonius Hard Junior and Antonius Hart Sr., that tried to hold up their cashier. The cashier allegedly gave the two the wrong order, bringing the two back to the restaurant soon after they left.

Man Attacks His Grandmother Thinking She Called Him ‘Chicken’

What horrible vial has to pass through an elderly woman’s mouth to drive a man to violence? The answer is not only childish, it’s cliche.

The grandmother returned home from the grocery store Saturday to tell her grandson that she had brought him chicken salad, according to the Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office report obtained by the Smoking Gun. Jesse Beam, 26, allegedly misheard the 67-year-old, shouting at her, “Don’t call me chicken, again.”

Man Eats Chicken, Swallows Wires and Ends Up In Hospital

Most people fear swallowing bones when KFC, some people fear swallowing Wendy’s food at all, but now it looks like people have to fear swallowing wires from their chicken.

Lajzer Grynsztajn, 50, said he nearly choked to death on a 2-inch coil he claims was cooked in a two-piece order he bought at JFK Fried Chicken near his Sunset Park bus depot. “The more I think about it, I get angry. I almost died for something stupid like that?” said Grynsztajn, of Bensonhurst. In a Brooklyn Supreme Court lawsuit, the 11-year Metropolitan Transportation Authority veteran is seeking unspecified damages for the near-fatal food fiasco. Grynsztajn charges that the clerk who took his order seemed more concerned about him paying for the meal than why he was choking at the counter.

“He asked for $5 before I passed out or something,” said Grynsztajn.

God Hates You: Man Struck By Lightning a Sixth Time

Either this guy was Judas in a past life or he took a dump in a church confessional because he is clearly getting some heavenly hatred in the form of bolts of lightning. This 58-year-old man was struck, again, by lightning outside of his house in South Carolina. He was apparently