Tag Archives: children
New “Mexico Barbie” Has Chihuahua & Passport
Barbie is trying to integrate cultures in their playtime with their new “Dolls of the World” line of toys. The dolls are created to resemble different stereotypes of people that are apparently helpful in a peaceful integration of different people.
This is a true channeling of tolerance and acceptance; so you guessed it, that means their Indian barbie has the red dot, the Chinese doll has a panda and better yet, the Mexican doll has your jobs.
Baby’s Ultrasound Looks Like Star Wars Emperor Palpatine
The first few touching moments a mother has with her beloved child is when viewing the unborn infant within her womb. But Heather Large got a surprise in her ultrasound when her 20-week-old fetus looked more like a fictional intergalactic villain than a child.
![[Photos: NSFW] Mother Arrested For Hiring Lap-Dancing Strippers At Her Son's 16 Year Old Birthday Party](http://phunnynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/strippers20n-1-web-281x300.jpg)
[Photos: NSFW] Mother Arrested For Hiring Lap-Dancing Strippers At Her Son’s 16 Year Old Birthday Party
There are only a few ways you can top the gifts those teens on “My Super Sweet 16″ get from their parents and most of which involve sex or drugs. This one in particular, was a bunch of strippers for a boy’s 16th birthday (and no, that is a picture of the mother, not the stripper).
At the party, the women performed what police describe as “personal and intimate” dances with the party guests, some of whom were as young as 13.
Approximately 80 people attended the party, including a 13-year-old and many adults who later said they were outraged at the sexually charged performances.
![[Photos] Florida Fail: Stripper Takes Embarrassing Pictures of Her Baby, Including Some in Toilet & Trash, for Her Ex](http://phunnynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/brittanylestermug-240x300.jpg)
[Photos] Florida Fail: Stripper Takes Embarrassing Pictures of Her Baby, Including Some in Toilet & Trash, for Her Ex
Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn, just as Florida hath no stupidity like a stripper’s plea for attention. This low-budget stripper was arrested after she modeled her baby in embarrassing pictures when she suspected her ex, the baby’s father, was seeing a new woman.
Taken inside the motel room, the 13 images showed the diapered newborn in a variety of dangerous situations, according to a St. Petersburg Police Department report. For example, the child was seen squeezed between the mattress and boxspring; “lying inside a dresser drawer crying”; lying under the bed; sitting in the toilet; and inside the trash can (both sitting and upside down).
Family Gets Discount at Restaurant for Well Behaved Kids
The only thing worse than sitting next to a family with kids is serving them. It’s nothing but whining, bickering, screaming and food throwing. This family, on the other hand, is a dream come true for food service around the world.
“This was definitely a random act of kindness,” King told the Daily News. “We didn’t go to the restaurant expecting a reward.
