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Americans Officially Like Cockroaches More Popular Congress (& Both More Than Kardashians)
In a recent survey of American interests, researchers discovered a surprising dip in approval ratings for America’s congress. (A dip being relative to the 11% of last year)
The survey asked 830 registered voters to choose between Congress and 26 mostly unpopular people, places and things, from NFL replacement refs to colonoscopies. Congress lost most of the matchups.
Congresswoman Comes Out As “Pansexual”
Make room for another letter in LGBT, now that ‘pansexuality’ is catching on.
Mary Gonzalez broke barriers when she became her state’s only openly lesbian lawmaker when she was elected to the Texas House of Representatives.
Now, however, Gonzalez is going even further, telling the Dallas Voice that she instead identifies herself as “pansexual.”
Congresswoman Accidentally Legalizes Oil Drilling
Fracking is basically trying to break up the earth to extract fuel from it. Seems great right? It is, except the fact that it makes water sources flammable.
A North Carolina lawmaker says she feels “rotten” after accidentally voting to override the veto of a bill to legalize fracking—the controversial technique of extracting natural gas—in the state.
This Nude Photo Kanye Took Was of a Porn Star, Not Kim Kardashian
Kanye West and Kim Kardashians have been in the media for their plans to congregate and make the worlds most vain child, but they may not be as intimate as they seem.
The nude woman in the picture has long brunette locks and appears to be sitting on the edge of a hotel bed eating a meal from a room service table.
Is A Sex Strike On The Way?
Since protesting is all the rage nowadays, what better way to protest the establishment than to freely exercise your implied right to strike where ever possible. Even the bedroom.
Liberal Ladies Who Lunch, a women’s right group that says they strive to turn “America blue, one plate at a time,” is waging a sex strike starting next month that they hope will combat infringements on their personal liberties being waged by conservatives. With women’s rights issues being debated in the mainstream lately by the likes of lawmakers looking to deny the right to choose and commentators deeming pro-choice women as sluts, the strike scheduled for next month seems more than just well-timed.
According to the group’s latest call to action, this protest won’t rely on picket signs and chants to get a message across. Instead, Liberal Ladies Who Lunch are asking women to wage a sex strike to “united against the war on women.”
