Tag Archives: Disease

Zombie Apocalypse: Man Eats His Cousin’s Earlobe After Heated Argument

Zombie Apocalypse: Man Eats His Cousin's Earlobe After Heated Argument

This Connecticut has been tainted with the overwhelming power of the zombie infection must have been what lead him to resolve his conflict with his cousin with a piece of his flesh in his stomach.

Clemente-Perez had asked his cousin to turn down the volume of his music because he had to work, police said.

Americans Officially Like Cockroaches More Popular Congress (& Both More Than Kardashians)

Americans Officially Like Cockroaches More Popular Congress (& Both More Than Kardashians)

In a recent survey of American interests, researchers discovered a surprising dip in approval ratings for America’s congress. (A dip being relative to the 11% of last year)

The survey asked 830 registered voters to choose between Congress and 26 mostly unpopular people, places and things, from NFL replacement refs to colonoscopies. Congress lost most of the matchups.

Florida Fail: Florida Governor Gives Phone Sex Hotline Instead of Meningitis Hotline

Florida Fail: Florida Governor Gives Phone Sex Hotline Instead of Meningitis Hotline

Are you looking for more info on meningitis? Well make sure you dial 1-800-meningitis, not 1-800-men-inginas.

Scott was providing an update on the outbreak at a cabinet meeting on Tuesday when he announced what he said was the hotline’s toll-free phone line, but gave out the wrong number.

Man Wins $7.2 Million For Suit For His ‘Popcorn Lung’

Man Wins $7.2 Million For Suit For His 'Popcorn Lung'

Just what are the risks of eating 3 bags of popcorn a day? This man found out after he was diagnosed with bronchitis’s lesbian cousin ‘popcorn lung.’

Watson says, “The bigger victory rather than the money is the fact that they got rid of the diacetyle in their popcorn and no other consumer will have to go through what I’ve been through.”

The condition is a form of obstructive lung disease that makes it difficult for air to flow out of the lungs and is irreversible, according to WebMd.

Prayer and ‘Spiritual Healing’ Kill Arizona & Oregon Boys

Prayer and 'Spiritual Healing' Kill Arizona & Oregon Boys

Your insurance probably doesn’t cover this and for good reason. It’s a kid-killing crock.

The healer, who reportedly called himself Richard or “Living Being,” was trying to cure Fitzpatrick through a detox that included changes in his diet and forgoing insulin shots — which type 1 diabetics need to survive.

“When he was vomiting three days before, I would say, ‘Joe, I’ve never detoxed, but I don’t think this is right,’” Sandi told the local ABC affiliate. “And he would say, ‘Richard says this is normal.’”