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Magic Brownies At A Junior High Bake Sale?

A girl in Queens found the best way to ace her intermediate Soul Food class by bringing a fresh batch of brownies laced with marijuana to a bake sale at her school.

Twenty students at Intermediate School 208 in Bellerose were caught munching on the psychedelic treats that a girl peddled out of her backpack, officials confirmed.

The youngsters scooped them up for $3 each — or two for $5 — in the cafeteria during lunch on Thursday and Friday, said a parent of one of the kids, who estimated the baked baker raked in about $250.

“Sexting” and “Retweet” Added to Dictionary

The random selection of fad terminology has brought these two words to be officially added to the Oxford dictionary, officially signalling the downfall of our intelligent society.

Social media-inspired words like retweet and textspeak are among 400 new entries that will be included in the 12th edition of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, the Associated Press reported.

Sexting- a term that has graced national headlines more than once to describe the wayward habits of major-league politicians and celebrities- is also now an official term.