Tag Archives: DUI
[Florida Fail] Man Arrested for 9th DUI, Defends Himself by Saying ‘Beer is My Coffee’
A 58-year-old man named Philip Jordan was arrested for his 9th DUI after he drove out of a KFC fast food restaurant while intoxicated. His reported statement to Deputy Steven Simpson is that beer is his coffee.
Florida Fail: Man Claims Squirrel Is Responsible For His DUI
This man was arrested for drunk driving, but he claims that his bad driving was caused by his squirrel “eating him.”
Warren Thomas Michael, 23, said “he had a squirrel eating him” when officers pulled him over on Saturday night in Fleming Island, Fla., according to the arrest report.
That 70′s Show Star Arrested For Spousal Abuse
Recognize that face? Me Neither. Apparently is the mug shot of popular sitcom “That 70′s Show” star Lisa Robin Kelly that is also doubling as her head shot for an application to play Lindsay Lohan in her 2013 biography.
Lisa Robin Kelly, who played the sister of main character Eric Forman on “That 70s Show,” was arrested early this morning on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse
Did Boobs Cause This DUI?
This middle-aged woman was busted for DUI, but she has a different take on it. She feels that her breasts are the reason for her being arrested.
Maureen Raymond, 49, of Port St. Lucie, was collared in Jensen Beach on Jan. 29 after cops spotted her speeding and crossing double yellow lines before parking across two spaces at a drugstore.
Raymond had slurred speech, glassy eyes and staggered, a deputy wrote in his report, according to the station. She also warned him before she did any roadside tests.
