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[Florida Fail] Couple Is Busted for Identity Theft after Posting Their Meal to Instagram

One has to work fairly hard to earn a meal that looks this delicious. One might even claim that it is so delicious it should be labeled “food porn,” so it is understandable that this couple posted their meal to Instagram with a the hashtag “#foodporn.”

What is not understandable is why the couple posted a meal they paid for with stolen credit card information. 

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Florida Fail: Woman Arrested After Calling 911 When She Was Lonely

Your definition of an emergency is probably completely different from that of this woman, who thinks that her loneliness is worthy of an emergency call to the authorities.

In Vero Beach, Florida, 64-year-old woman, Fluerette French, was about as drunk as her name is exotic, when her loneliness overcame her and she decided to dial 911 for a little company. 

Florida Fail: Man Kills His Girlfriend with an Xbox 360 Because She Was A Taurus

Florida Fail: Man Kills His Girlfriend with an Xbox 360 Because She Was A Taurus

If you consider yourself one of the thousands of people who find  guidance in life based on your astrological sign, then you may want to read a little more into what that could entail. Darrius Jones, a Florida resident nonetheless, is accused of “sacrificing” his girlfriend because

[Photos] Florida Fail: Stripper Takes Embarrassing Pictures of Her Baby, Including Some in Toilet & Trash, for Her Ex

[Photos] Florida Fail: Stripper Takes Embarrassing Pictures of Her Baby, Including Some in Toilet & Trash, for Her Ex

 

Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn, just as Florida hath no stupidity like a stripper’s plea for attention. This low-budget stripper was arrested after she modeled her baby in embarrassing pictures when she suspected her ex, the baby’s father, was seeing a new woman.

Taken inside the motel room, the 13 images showed the diapered newborn in a variety of dangerous situations, according to a St. Petersburg Police Department report. For example, the child was seen squeezed between the mattress and boxspring; “lying inside a dresser drawer crying”; lying under the bed; sitting in the toilet; and inside the trash can (both sitting and upside down).

[Photos] Florida Fail: Florida Couple is ‘Addicted to Coffee Enemas

[Photos] Florida Fail: Florida Couple is 'Addicted to Coffee Enemas

Starbucks has some tough competition riding up on its ass, or in this case, sliding into its lubricated rectum.

Mike and Trina of St. Petersburg (who haven’t given their last name) are addicted to the icky process, they revealed to TLC. They appear on the season premiere of the network’s “My Strange Addiction,” set to air Feb. 13.