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Man Has His Dead Wife’s Vagina Carved on Her Tombstone
There’s no sure-fire way to have a quote on a tombstone that fully commemorates the loved one that lies below it, so that’s why this man decided to use a picture to cover a thousand words about vaginas.
Before she passed away, Milena Marinkovic left detailed instructions on how she wanted her final wishes to be carried out.
She explicitly described to her husband that she wanted him give photographs she had taken of her vagina to a hired sculptor so that an exact replica can be on her headstone, according to TheFrisky.
The problem wasnt finding the money, but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy. Now its finished I love it and its a really good likeness. And this way, a part of her will always be with me, said the 72-year-old widower.
What is so blasphemous about putting a vagina as a symbol of someones passing into the afterlife? After all, that is where life starts, it only makes sense that it would be there for the end of it too.
We can debate all night as to what is wrong with this woman, but we can all agree that she has set a new standard for tombstones. I’m thinking I want to have the David statue over my grave, but instead with a batman mask and a huge shlong. If that doesn’t sum up my life, nothing will.
Teen Charged For Grabbing Cops Testicles During Arrest
He may have been resisting arrest, but this teen couldn’t resist the urge to squeeze the arresting officers manhood on his way down.
Weddington grew increasingly violent, and when authorities tried to restrain him, he put the squeeze on the unidentified arresting officer, causing him “extreme pain.”
“[Weddington] reached up in between [the officer's] legs and grabbed [the officer's] testicles and began to squeeze,” the police report said, according to Fox 4 News.
It Is Illegal To Say A Man Has No Balls In Italy
When in Rome… choose your words wisely.
Italy’s Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that it is a crime to insult a man by saying he has “no balls.”
Skinny Jeans Give You Twisted Testicles
Think your sperm cells and masculinity are the only things at risk in those skinny jeans? Your very balls may be next.
Medical experts, including UK television personality Dr. Hilary Jones, have reported an increase in injuries being caused by tight jeans, cites The Telegraph on Wednesday. “The trendy denims are causing twisted testicles, bladder weakness, and even urinary tract infections.”
Town Makes Parking Spots For Women
Handicapped people get their own spots, why not women?
Only female drivers can use the special parking spots, which are marked by the familiar female gender symbol and said to be ‘easier’ to park in.
