Tag Archives: iPad

Have a Small Penis? You Could Win an iPhone 5!

Have a Small Penis? You Could Win an iPod!

There’s no longer a reason to be insecure about your penis size, because it is now becoming lucrative!

A Danish dating site wants to reward men that nature did not. The bawdy Singlesex.dk is offering an iPhone to the user with the smallest penis. Yes, the smallest.

Take a Look at Some of Apple’s New Mother Ship Layout Photos

What’s Apple’s next big project you ask? Well, we’ve had the iPad, the iPhone, the iTouch and now the iUFOffice. (admittedly not as easy on the tongue).

It looked flat in the exterior shots, but that’s just an effect of the gigantic plan. These images show that Apple’s new campus is going to be truly gigantic, with really tall ceilings and multiple level loft-ish areas.

These Orangutans Get to Play With iPads in Apps For Apes Program

These Orangutans Get to Play With iPads in Apps For Apes Program

It seems like everyone is on this Apple iPad bandwagon. It’s so popular that it’s starting to branch outside of our species.

As part of a program called Apps for Apes, 12 zoos across the two countries have been incorporating iPads into the enrichment time allotted for orangutans, the giant furry red primates native to Indonesia and Malaysia.

Steve Jobs’ Stolen iPad Is Found, In The Last Place You’d Look

Steve Jobs' Stolen iPad Is Found, In The Last Place You'd Look

After searching for Steve Jobs’ lost iPad for a month, hope was almost lost. That is, until this guy showed up.

Kenny the Clown, legally known as Kenneth Kahn, was allegedly given one of Steve Jobs’ personal iPads by McFarlin. The two were friends — McFarlin isn’t just your typical, run-of-the-mill fan of the clown street arts.

Woman Buys iPad, Gets A Stack Of Notepads Instead

note pads instead of ipad

iPads are all the rage lately. They conveniently combine a computer’s ability to surf the internet with a Zune’s inability to do anything else. But this woman would know nothing about that, because her stacks of paper she received paled in comparison.

… she bought the iPad 3 — or so she thought — for her daughter, who has spinal muscular atrophy and benefits from using the tablet in her speech therapy.

After coming home from Walmart with her purchase, she says she was stunned to find “a stack of papers. I was very upset to see that it was not in there.” She says the pads were added to provide weight but that there was no iPad in the box. She returned to Walmart and was turned down by a manager.