Tag Archives: Medicine
MIT May Have Discovered an ‘Alcohol Busting’ Pill to Sober You Up in Minutes
MIT Is experimenting with a new drug that will take you from pathetic drunk to puke-soaked hunk in minutes. Experiments on mice have shown that their inebriation times are dramatically reduced by providing them with alcohol metabolizing enzymes.
The breakthrough is still in its early stages and is not ready to be tested on humans. But Lu said it could lead to a new class of drugs that act as an alcohol ‘antidote.’
Florida Fail: “Man” Busted For Butt Injections in Motel (That He Stitched With Super Glue)
Plastic surgery seems to be all the rage and everyone wants that “Kim Kardashian Ass,” but if you are down on your luck, this honorary Motel 6 doctor, Tamieka, is dedicated to making you beautiful.
Butler [would] use a marker to point out areas of her behind where she “needed fullness,” she told police.
Florida Fail: Florida Governor Gives Phone Sex Hotline Instead of Meningitis Hotline
Are you looking for more info on meningitis? Well make sure you dial 1-800-meningitis, not 1-800-men-inginas.
Scott was providing an update on the outbreak at a cabinet meeting on Tuesday when he announced what he said was the hotline’s toll-free phone line, but gave out the wrong number.
Florida Fail: Florida City Bans The Hiring of Smokers
If you are having trouble kicking the habit, you would likely find the motivation in knowing your job depends on it.
Delray Beach City Commissioners on Tuesday announced a policy that would help the financially struggling city save money – refusing to hire smokers. Each smoker costs a company or government agency an average $12,000 in health and disability-related costs.
Man Tries to Cure Friend of Hiccups, Kills Him Instead
This army veteran wanted to give his friend a hand by scaring the hiccups out of him, but a scare tactic gone wrong sent him to an early grave.
According to the Killeen Daily Herald, 22-year-old Pfc. Isaac Lawrence Young was hiccuping while watching football on Sunday night with fellow soldier Spc. Patrick Edward Myers, 27.
