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Want To Know How To Get Your Own Lab-Grown Burger?
Vegetarians rejoice! Now there’s a *presumably* delicious way to indulge in a hamburger and stop being a pussy without PETA pouring a gallon of their menstrual blood on your new chinchilla coat. Scientists have successfully created a lab-grown meat and it’s coming to the consumer market this Fall.
The quest to grow meat in a lab rather than on an animal is due to reach its climax this fall, with the first-ever culture-dish hamburger served to a celebrity taster after a $330,000 development effort.
