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Michele Bachman (aka Sarah Palin 2 or FagHag 2012) has officially withdrawn from the GOP race for the Republican nomination.
“Last night, the people of Iowa spoke with a very clear voice, and so I have decided to stand aside,” Mrs Bachmann said as she stood flanked by family members at a news conference in West Des Moines.
She vowed that she would support the evenutal nominee and promised to continue the fight against the “socialist policies of Barack Obama”.
Siberia is one of the most untouched places on this earth, like Michele Bachmann’s crotch or Tracy Morgan’s textbooks. But conspiracy theorists had an orgasm after finding evidence of what appears to be that of a Siberian Yeti.
Mr. Fokin crept further into the chill, followed by a horde of television crews and photographers. Cameras illuminated more footprints and a bed of dried brush in a recess of the cavern. “This is unusual and good evidence,” said Mr. Fokin, who dropped his full-time work as an architect to spend more time on hunts like this one. “A Yeti has been here” …
Hominology, a still-unrecognized branch of biology that studies hairy upright walking creatures, is championed by a handful of Russian devotees who hope to spark a revolution in evolutionary theory by contacting one of the many tribes of Bigfoots they say are living undetected in woods around the world, including in North America and Russia.
The only thing more entertaining than MMORPGs is any knock off user friendly game that imitates the deaths of political figures. The newest of which is this “Tea Party Zombies Must Die” which takes bullets to various Republican zombies.
Using an arsenal of weapons, the protagonist in this first-person shooter game transverses a Tea Party rally and a torn-apart trailer park with the goal of protecting America from the evil wrath of Michele Bachmann and Fox News anchors. In this game, actions take place in an alternate universe where Koch Industries dispatches lobbying zombie pigs to buy their votes.
Glenn Beck, former Fox news headliner and serial pessimist has really struck a nerve among the victims of Hurricane Irene by making insensitive comments during the hurricane peak, therefore, completely ignoring the 9 day comedy waiting rule.
“How many warnings do you think you’re going to get and how many warnings do you deserve? This hurricane that is coming thorough in the East Coast, for anyone who’s in the East Coast and has been listening to me say ‘Food storage!’ ‘Be prepared!’ ‘Be somebody that can help others,’ you’ve heard me say this for years,” the ex-Fox News host said Friday.
This Politician is in hot water because of his on-going emails after responding to a craigslist posting from twenty-year-old Kameryn Gibson who was posing as an eighteen-year-old looking for a “Sugar Daddy”
State Rep. Phillip Hinkle arranged to pay Kameryn Gibson up to $140 for a “really good time” at a posh Indianapolis hotel, according to email exchanges published in a bombshell report by the Indianapolis Star.
Hinkle has not contested the emails, but suggested that he was “aware of a shakedown taking place.”
His attorney, Peter Nugent told The Associated Press that Hinkle would not comment on the allegations and that a private investigation was being conducted.
The 64-year-old lawmaker responded to an ad Gibson posted Aug. 6 on Craigslist in the “m4m” (men for men) section.