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It’s officially been 10 years since anti-American terrorists with sticks up where they don’t belong pulled a sucker punch on the greatest country on the earth.
It’s well-known that we will “always remember where we were” when we found out. I, being the bright bulb I am, responded to all the other young kids raving about it by chiming in that “I can’t believe there was a tornado on the edge of a cliff.” Yea, my situational awareness went unchecked until High School.
Planking is modern day evolution, the process in which society naturally selects those with enough intelligence to not lay under cars to survive and the rest of those stiff burdens on society to be flattened onto our roads. It’s become popular lately with the younger generations (yet no one appreciates the red flag on the U.S. education system). Well this man, in the middle of Carmageddon planks on the freeway.