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Zombie Apocalypse: Government Wants You to Be Prepared For Zombies
The “Zombie Summer” isn’t over. Be prepared for more now that the Center of Disease Control has warned us not to let our guards down.
“The zombies are coming!” the Homeland Security Department says. Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse,
Zombie Apocalypse: CDC Wants You To Calm Down, There’s No Zombie Apocalypse (yet)
Everyone is barring windows and wary that their friends and loved ones will soon eat their face off, but the Center of Disease Control wants the clear the air about the whole situation.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention made it clear in a statement that flesh-eating, undead creatures definitely don’t exist.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” CDC spokesman David Daigle wrote to the Huffington Post on Thursday.
Zombie Apocalypse: Man Stabs Himself, Throws Intestines At Cops
If you aren’t worried about the sudden rise in cannibalism and zombification, this should do it. This man says nay to guns and knives as weapons, instead he uses his organs.
Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, police Lt. John Heinemann said.
[Updated] This Guy Wants To Sue For A Bad Video Game Ending
Mass Effect 3 is easily the most popular game of 2012, I haven’t played it, only because I don’t have the patience to deal with all the shooting and obstacles before I get to my sex scenes, but this kid did, and he’s not happy about how the game ended. He’s so unhappy thinks Bioware should be held accountable.
“After reading through the list of promises about the ending of the game they made in their advertising campaign and PR interviews, it was clear that the product we got did not live up to any of those claims,” wrote the poster (who we’re assuming didn’t file it under the name El_Spiko). “This is not somethign [sic] I was happy to do, but after the terrible ending that was in no way the product that had been advertised to me and the lack of any kind of response from Bioware/EA to address this, I felt it was one of my only recourses.”
