Tag Archives: Resurrection
Boy Sits Up In Coffin, Asks For Water, Then Dies Again
No mother wants to bury her child and the only thing worse is your child resurrecting and dying again.
In a case that seems almost too incredible to be true, ORM claimed that Kelvin Santos stopped breathing during treatment for pneumonia at a hospital in Belem, northern Brazil. He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag.
The Vampire Problem: Vampire Graves Unearthed
How has vampire culture evolved over time? How were vampires treated in Europe, you know, before they sucked more penis than blood?
Archaeologists excavated two suspected “vampire” graves in the Black Sea town last Sunday, and each 700-year-old skeleton had an iron rod pinned into its chest.
Bozhidar Dimitrov, the director of the National Museum of History in Sofia, told local media that this was common practice in the Middle Ages, as people feared “bad men” would raise from the dead as vampires. The museum is planning a special exhibit around the two skeletons.
“Every few years we hear of the latest archaeological find, and its attribution to vampire-lore,” said a 33-year-old vampire researcher and the current administrator of Voices of the Vampire Community who goes by the name Merticus.
People in the Middle ages were so stupid; everyone knows that vampires don’t wait to be buried and then resurrect sometime later. Once someone turns into a vampire, they immediately transform and return around the rising action or climax. Thank god for modern education.
Man Wakes Up At Before His Own Funeral
Seems like resurrections are just getting more and more common.
LUXOR, Egypt — The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead.
Hospital officials had pronounced dead Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi, who came from the village of Naga al-Simman in the southern province of Luxor, after he suffered a heart attack while working.
Still Born Baby Comes To Life In Morgue
It’s that year, it’s 2012 and all the Christians are buying “no interest until 2013″ items in anticipation of the return of Jesus and they may not be a stupid as they seem seeing as this baby came back to life 12 hours after being pronounced dead.
When six-months pregnant Analia Bouter gave birth at a hospital in Resistencia, staff told her the baby was stillborn and showed no signs of life, the BBC reported, citing local media.
Twelve hours later, Bouter and her husband took a trip the morgue to visit their dead daughter.
It’s Jesus: Man Wakes From Dead In Morgue Fridge
An Elderly man was believed to have died from an asthma attack and was dead in a morgue fridge for almost an entire day before, essentially, awaking from the dead.
