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This was the perfect crime, that is until an act of kindness bit the robbers in the ass.
Police arrested Edward Byam, 24, and Akeem Monsalvatge, 37, on Monday and charged them with wearing realistic Hollywood-style masks and dressed as New York City detectives to knock over a Pay-O-Matic check cashing facility on Valentine’s Day in Queens, N.Y.
I hope this guy fornicates better than he robs, or else he’ll never get it in.
Police say he pried open the garage door and used a metal bed post as a support, then squeezed underneath. But the support didn’t hold, and Fernandes was pinned to the ground, the garage door resting on his head.