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MIT May Have Discovered an 'Alcohol Busting' Pill to Sober You Up in Minutes

MIT May Have Discovered an ‘Alcohol Busting’ Pill to Sober You Up in Minutes

MIT Is experimenting with a new drug that will take you from pathetic drunk to puke-soaked hunk in minutes. Experiments on mice have shown that their inebriation times are dramatically reduced by providing them with alcohol metabolizing enzymes.

The breakthrough is still in its early stages and is not ready to be tested on humans. But Lu said it could lead to a new class of drugs that act as an alcohol ‘antidote.’

Woman Breaks Into House And Tries To Breast Feed Baby

Home security is almost made for people with children and their worst nightmare is that someone would be able to harm their child, but what if someone wanted to breast feed their child?

Brookings Police Lt. Derrick Powers says that a woman called 911 early Sunday morning to report that a woman she did not know had entered her home and tried to start breast-feeding her 2-month-old child.