Tag Archives: Suicide
Florida Fail: Florida Man Kills Himself Over Re-Election, His Will Says “Fuck Obama”
If you thought you were upset about the turnout of the presidential election (which we are still talking about), you have no dedication compared to this Romney fan.
Henry Hamilton, 64, was discovered dead in his home on Nov. 8 alongside two empty bottles of prescription drugs and a living will on which he’d written “Do not revive! F— Obama!”
Officer Saves Suicidal Woman, Then Fines Her
This officer was trying to do the right thing and save this maid from taking her own life, but then thought it appropriate to arrested her for trying to get hit by a car.
Suicide is illegal under Sharia law, and the federal penal code in the United Arab Emirates punishes those who try with up to six months in jail and a fine.
In this latest case, the Ethiopian maid was found guilty and fined the equivalent of $260.
Man Shoots Himself In The Head When Demonstrating The Right Way To Handle A Gun
This man thought himself a vigilante and gun-expert after he successfully killed intruders in his home in 2010, but he was far from both.
James Gagum, 43, of Conway, S.C., was sitting in a recliner, watching a movie late last Thursday night, when witnesses say he aimed the gun at his head and said, “That’s not how it’s done.”
The witnesses told Horry County police the gun went off when Gagum pulled the trigger a third time, killing himself.
Anti-Suicide Nasal Spray?
The military is getting desperate for recruits, so what better than to just keep them alive and miserable?
The Army’s suicide rate is at the highest level in history, with more American soldiers taking their own lives than being killed by the Taliban. The Pentagon reported in June that suicides among soldiers averaged one per day this year, surpassing the rate of combat fatalities.
Man Breaks Into Zoo, Gets Eaten Alive By A Tiger
This 21-year-old had more to worry about than the police finding him breaking and entering, namely a hungry tiger.
It is unclear why the man, entered the enclosure but police have not ruled out suicide as a possible motive.
