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[Bad Teacher] Jury Watches Video of Teacher Having Sex With Four Students

If the odd chance that you get picked to be a jury member in a serious crime isn’t enough incentive to go to jury duty, this case might change your mind.

Jurors were shown video this morning of the sexual encounter, which allegedly showed Brittni Colleps engaged in group sex with four of her students.

[Updated] Is This Vodka Ad Promoting Sexual Assault?

Vodka is like the date rape drug’s cousin, by which I mean GHB is to vodka what a worm is to tequila. It’s not necessary, but if you really want to have fun you’ll have it.

The ad, which features a grinning man grabbing a terrified woman, uses the slogan “Unlike Some People Belvedere Always Goes Down Smoothly.”

The ad instantly sparked outrage over the seeming implication of rape and went viral after it was posted Friday on the company’s Facebook and Twitter sites.

Half Naked Man Found Dead In Cemetery

How does a man end up in a cemetery? Well, besides the typical reasons: grieving, leaving guilt flowers or tap dancing on top of his father-in-law’s grave until he hears the click between his shoe soles and the casket. Better yet, how does one end up in a cemetery with his pants around his ankles?

The 42-year-old man was found face up near a tombstone with his pants around his ankles just before 10 a.m. by a mourner visiting Calvary Cemetery, police sources said.

The victim’s name was not immediately released. There were no obvious signs of trauma. The city medical examiner will determine the cause of death.

Medieval LARP Guy Forced Daughter To “Joust” As Punishment

As a dedicated SVU fan, my attention is caught at the sound of an ugly broken home getting uglier, but in reality, it’s a lot less watchable.

According to Elwin, on Saturday night Seay found out that his daughter had gone to a party in Puyallup, and he drove there in a rage and picked her up and took her home.

Once at home … ”He forced her down, sat on her back–the dad is about 300 pounds so she was unable to get out from under him–and proceeded to strike her on her backside and legs,” Elwin tells Seattle Weekly.

After beating the girl, Seay supposedly upped the ante when he told his daughter “now that you’re 16, we can fight. Go put on your armor.”

The girl and the father then each donned a set of “homemade renaissance armor” and “jousted” in the yard from 2 a.m. to 4 a.m.