Tag Archives: Titties
WHEW: FDA Says Fake Boobs Are Still Awesome
Is it safe to shove balloons inside yourself to fill the void that is self esteem ripped open by innate daddy issues? Of course, it’s as natural as can be and America wouldn’t be America without it.
After two days of discussion and testimony about silicone breast implants, a top government health official said he had heard nothing to shake his faith in the safety of the widely used implants.
Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy For Using A Model That Looks Like Her
Gap Inc., the owner of the nation wide Old Navy franchise, is being sued for using a model in their ‘Super C-U-T-E’ promotions that looks too much like Kim Kardashian.




Adolf Hitler apparently would use blonde sex dolls to keep his soldiers from sleeping with the French Women who would give them diseases that kept them from going onto the battle field. And yes, this has direct links to the “Barbie Dolls” your kids are playing with right now. 



