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TSA-holes: Man with Tourettes Banned From Flight After Saying ‘Bomb’

Tourette Syndrome is the embarrassing and occasionally hilarious disorder where a person cannot physically control what they say for what usually lasts a few seconds. Most compare the syndrome to a sneeze in that it’s uncontrollable and sudden, but Reagan National Airport compares it to Al’Quaeda, because it’s easier than tolerance.

TSA-holes: Man Detained For Saying His Sandwich Was "The Bomb"

TSA-holes: Man Detained For Saying His Sandwich Was “The Bomb”

If you are an ironically trendy hipster, just woke up from a 12-year coma or a customer at Astoria Delis, be careful when you use your favorite terms like “bomb” in alternate contexts, because airline security does not take the word lightly.

[Photo] TSA-holes: Plane Passenger Bound & Gagged to Seat During a 6-Hour Flight

[Photo] TSA-holes: Plane Passenger Bound & Gagged to Seat During a 6-Hour Flight

The double-digit hour flight between Iceland and New York isn’t the only thing miserable about Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson’s plane ride and claustrophobia certainly isn’t the only thing making him feel like a hostage.

Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson of Iceland was taped to his seat and gagged on Thursday during a New York bound flight after consuming an entire bottle of duty-free alcohol and accosting several passengers.

TSA-holes: TSA Agents Make Terminal Leukemia Patient Remove Bandages

TSA-holes: TSA Agents Make Terminal Leukemia Patient Remove Bandages

We’ve seen people of all shapes, colors and sizes commit acts of terror (mostly big and dark brown or small and pasty white), but we’ve yet to see how the terminally ill are plotting against our national security.

Dunaj tells reporters that officers with the TSA told her she couldn’t have a private pat-down and instead made her remove her bandages and even ruined a bag of saline solution she was carrying with her, all within plain sight of every other traveler passing through the security station.

TSA-holes: TSA Agent Admits How Easy It Was to Steal $800k Worth of Electronics

TSA-holes: TSA Agent Admits How Easy It Was to Steal $800k Worth of Electronics

If the border-line sexual searches weren’t enough to turn the public against the TSA, this man’s big mouth will probably seal the deal. He goes into detail about how easy it was to steal cameras, Wii’s and more from paying customers. He says “stealing from passengers’ luggage says the practice is ‘commonplace.’”

“It was so easy. One day I walked out of there with the video game, the Nintendo Wii. I walked right out of the checkpoint with the Nintendo Wii in my hand,” he said.

TSA agents on the take justify their actions, he explained [by] [saying]