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If you are an ironically trendy hipster, just woke up from a 12-year coma or a customer at Astoria Delis, be careful when you use your favorite terms like “bomb” in alternate contexts, because airline security does not take the word lightly.
We’ve seen people of all shapes, colors and sizes commit acts of terror (mostly big and dark brown or small and pasty white), but we’ve yet to see how the terminally ill are plotting against our national security.
Dunaj tells reporters that officers with the TSA told her she couldn’t have a private pat-down and instead made her remove her bandages and even ruined a bag of saline solution she was carrying with her, all within plain sight of every other traveler passing through the security station.
If the border-line sexual searches weren’t enough to turn the public against the TSA, this man’s big mouth will probably seal the deal. He goes into detail about how easy it was to steal cameras, Wii’s and more from paying customers. He says “stealing from passengers’ luggage says the practice is ‘commonplace.’”
“It was so easy. One day I walked out of there with the video game, the Nintendo Wii. I walked right out of the checkpoint with the Nintendo Wii in my hand,” he said.
TSA agents on the take justify their actions, he explained [by] [saying]