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It is a civil duty to participate in the voting process and if you aren’t willing to do so, you can be punished by the government or the Hell this woman hath.
Holly Solomon, 28, chased her 36-year-old husband Daniel Solomon with the family Jeep SUV on Saturday night over a political argument stemming from the fact he didn’t vote, CBS station KPHO in Phoenix, Ariz. reported. She pinned him between the underside of the SUV and the curb when he tried to run for help.
Alcohol is so expensive these days I would vote in a war to drop the prices, but since I’m in the 18-35 age bracket that doesn’t vote, that’s not going to happen. So plan B is just to jump from the window instead of paying the bar tab.
Screams erupted at the swanky penthouse bar as staff and customers saw them plummet 800ft to what seemed like certain death.
But last night cops were hunting the pals who had parachutes hidden under their suits. The daredevil base-jumpers had a getaway car waiting beneath the Rialto Towers in Melbourne, Australia. One got entangled in a tree before pals freed him.
Man’s second best friend (below boobs), has finally been on the catnip long enough to do something productive with his life. He is now running for U.S. Senate.
Hank’s campaign manager, Matthew O’Leary, describes the candidate’s political leanings as Republican even though the cat is running as a political independent.
“He feels as an independent that he can offer people real solutions without all the rhetoric and all of the hateful speech,” explained O’Leary.