Tag Archives: Voting
Woman Runs Over Her Husband for Not Voting
It is a civil duty to participate in the voting process and if you aren’t willing to do so, you can be punished by the government or the Hell this woman hath.
Holly Solomon, 28, chased her 36-year-old husband Daniel Solomon with the family Jeep SUV on Saturday night over a political argument stemming from the fact he didn’t vote, CBS station KPHO in Phoenix, Ariz. reported. She pinned him between the underside of the SUV and the curb when he tried to run for help.
Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney Wants Airplane Windows to Roll Down
Mitt Romney has made headlines again in another gaffe that has put George Bush’s quotes to shame. This time, it was about airplane safety.
Romney’s wife Ann’s plane had to make an emergency landing Friday (Sept. 21) because of an electrical malfunction. Discussing the incident at a fundraiser the next day, he said: “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”
Congresswoman Accidentally Legalizes Oil Drilling
Fracking is basically trying to break up the earth to extract fuel from it. Seems great right? It is, except the fact that it makes water sources flammable.
A North Carolina lawmaker says she feels “rotten” after accidentally voting to override the veto of a bill to legalize fracking—the controversial technique of extracting natural gas—in the state.
Four Guys Skip Out On Bar Tab By Jumping From 55th Floor
Alcohol is so expensive these days I would vote in a war to drop the prices, but since I’m in the 18-35 age bracket that doesn’t vote, that’s not going to happen. So plan B is just to jump from the window instead of paying the bar tab.
Screams erupted at the swanky penthouse bar as staff and customers saw them plummet 800ft to what seemed like certain death.
But last night cops were hunting the pals who had parachutes hidden under their suits. The daredevil base-jumpers had a getaway car waiting beneath the Rialto Towers in Melbourne, Australia. One got entangled in a tree before pals freed him.
Cat For Congressman?
Man’s second best friend (below boobs), has finally been on the catnip long enough to do something productive with his life. He is now running for U.S. Senate.
Hank’s campaign manager, Matthew O’Leary, describes the candidate’s political leanings as Republican even though the cat is running as a political independent.
“He feels as an independent that he can offer people real solutions without all the rhetoric and all of the hateful speech,” explained O’Leary.
