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D-Listers Octomom & Colombian Hooker Want To Do Porn?
These two are like the one-two-punch of making democrats and women look bad and the one thing they have most in common is that everyone wants them to take their clothes off. Well men may yet be in luck.
Dania Suaréz has worked with photographers and is looking to sell her body – again – to the highest bidder. “This is the way this is going to end,” said a Colombian official who asked not to be identified told El Nuevo Herald Tuesday.
“She’s going to pose nude in Playboy, where a renowned journalist will interview her and write an article telling the whole story of what happened,” the official told the Spanish-language paper. Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler, confirmed that Suarez took photos but that a deal has not yet been struck.
Lottery Winner Wants Welfare
How jealous are you of anyone who wins the lottery, not only because it never fails that they don’t deserve it, but especially because you paid for it with sweat, blood, tears and scratcher shavings. This dime of the trailer park dozen defends herself as she fights for food stamps after winning the lottery.
Back in December, a woman in Washington State fell under scrutiny when it was revealed she was receiving state economic benefits even though she lives in a $1 million waterfront home on Lake Washington.
Clayton, who says she owns two homes and a new car, receives $200 a month in food assistance from the state-issued Michigan Bridge Card, which is meant to benefit lower-income residents in the nation’s eighth most economically depressed state.
President Writes Poor People Checks
Recession got you down? Well Obama’s trying to Jew Oprah out of her job as seemingly-most-giving black person. Surprisingly enough, this black guy can not only read, but he chooses to. He reads 10 letters a night and occasionally even writes back and if you’re lucky, with a check.
“It’s not something I should advertise, but it has happened,” President Barack Obama told reporter Eli Saslow, author of the new book, “Ten Letters: The Stories Americans Tell Their President.”
Saslow has spent a year poring over the presidential mail, sent from Americans weathering the desperate economic climate. There’s Natoma Canfield, the cleaning woman battling cancer who can’t afford to pay her medical bills.
“You have such a positive spirit,” Obama wrote to Destiny Mathis,
